Naked Apron for Men

Bring a double meaning to coq-au-vin with this saucy apron which is sure to have friends giggling as you serve up dinner. Every man who spends any amount of time in the kitchen should have a decent apron, preferably a novelty one, and this sexy apron is absolutely perfect for a bloke who can serve up meat and two veg with aplomb. Yes it's vulgar, yes it's more than a little in-your-face, and yes it may well give your nan a heart attack, but it is also hilariously funny.

If your man fancies himself a bit of a naked chef, whether he can actually cook like Jamie or not, why not get him this nude apron so he can emulate his hero without having to actually bare all. Adding your own special sausage to the kitchen environment can be extremely hazardous. You have to beware hot surfaces, quickly shut the oven and fridge doors, and avoid short sighted knife-happy slicers and dicers. But with a naked man apron, he will be good to go.

Absolutely perfect for any man who likes to prance about it his birthday suit in private, this naked apron allows him to recreate the feeling when you have company (although perhaps not when the in-laws pop round) Simply whip out the nude dude apron and ensure laughter and innuendo a-plenty.