Isolation Mugs

Set your own isolation boundaries with a choice of two hilarious sarcastic mugs that say exactly what you're thinking. 

The first is the tamer of the two, perhaps to be bought for mums of young children or someone who is polite. It says, "Can I get 5 mins isolation in isolation please?" Once the polite pleases and thank yous have long gone, the second choice may be more convenient: "Leave me the fuck alone to isolate in peace". 

Simply pop on the kettle and make sure that the quote faces everybody you are isolating with, so they get the message loud and clear.