Grow Your Own Boobs

Know a man who wishes he had his own personal pair of breasts to fondle? The perfect present for a man who'd much rather stare at a pair than watch TV, our Grow Your Own Boobs are a great novelty gift for all occasions. Slip some in his stocking and see his face light up when he realised what they are! He'll be pleased as punch to own a pair of these wobblies that he can stare at all he likes and not get a slap for it.

Or perhaps you have a flat-chested friend who is always moaning that she wants bigger boobs. Women can have the pleasure of the Love Pillows they've always wanted with the Grow Your Own Breasts. Just place them in water and watch them expand! They can grow up to 600% their original size and will shrink back again when out of water. It's the perfect gag gift for a woman with a great sense of humour.

Always pert, these fun jugs will never sag with age unless they dry out, in which case they will shrink back to their original size. Luckily you can just rehydrate them again and again and regrow these voluptuous breasts to your hearts content. 100% gravity resistant and a lot of fun, our Grow Your Own Tits are a brilliant novelty gift for the office secret Santa or for a teenage boy.