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Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On Mug

£9.99
In Stock - Personalised and posted out by 30th December

Overview

Perfect for when everything is getting on top of you, with our ‘Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On’ Mug just stick the kettle on, make a brew and enjoy some downtime.

Guaranteed to raise a smile, this mug offers a funny twist on the well known ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ slogan. Serves as an excellent reminder that sometimes all that’s needed is to take a deep breath and calm your tits!

This ceramic mug features the marvellous mantra in white against a vibrant background of your choice.

Gather the strength to carry on after enjoying a nice calming cuppa from this humorous mug. A great little gift for any occasion.

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About this product

  • Great gift for anyone needing a laugh to help with the stress of life!
  • Features ‘Calm Your Tits and Put the Kettle On’ slogan in white against a background of your choice
  • Choose 1 of 6 colours from the following: Red, Blue, Pink, Yellow, Green, Purple
  • Made from ceramic
  • Hand wash only
  • Do not place in microwave
  • Measures approx. 12 cm x 9.5 cm x 8 cm

Item code: fmc995

Reasons to buy

  • 30 day money back guarantee
  • Low - price guarantee
  • Huge range of unique gifts
  • Excellent customer service
  • Next day delivery available

Delivery

Production time: Up to 5 working days
Standard Delivery
Estimated arrival 2-5 working days, after production time
£4.20
Next Working Day
Next working day, after production time (Order before 12 noon Monday to Friday)
Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day
£8.76

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