Funny Fill Line Mugs

Whether they're your boss, your flatmate, or your partner, if they cannot physically speak to you until only the dregs of their coffee remain, one of our fill line mugs is the way to give them a much-needed shot of laughter in the morning.

There are four designs to choose from with various one-liners at different levels until Bingo! they are ready to be spoken to - and you won't feel like you're about to be cut in two from their death stare eyes. 

The first is "Open For Business" [rude content] which has four lines that read (from top to bottom) "Fuck right off", "Don't even think about it", "Approach with caution", and "Open for business". 

The "Now you may speak" mug displays the following: "Shhhhh!", "Almost...", and "Now you may speak". 

Our "Good Morning" mug features five lines reading "Go away!", "Don't talk to me", "Not ready yet", "Almost there", and "Good morning!" 

Finally, the "Available For Conversation" mug displays the following five levels of caffeination: "Shhh", "I can still hear you", "Will respond with grunting only", "Eyes opening", and "Available for conversation". 

Any of these mug gifts are destined for those early mornings when fatigue takes over the body a little too much... possibly until lunch time. At least these funny mugs give the illusion your loved one is ready to get to it within the time of having that first cuppa. Also great for that afternoon slump.