Do I Look Like I Give A S**T? Mug

Give Wit Not Sh*t

If your face is not giving off enough signals, why not add a 'Do I Look Like I Give A Sh*t?' mug to your desk to help reinforce the message. Perhaps you suffer from 'Resting B*tch Face' syndrome, where you look angry all the time, or perhaps you suffer from 'Resting Helpful Person Face' where your face unexpectedly looks interested and helpful, encouraging coworkers or family members to approach you with annoying requests. They'll soon be stopped in their tracks if they see the message on this frankly-phrased mug.

A plain white, standard-sized ceramic mug features the message in huge black letters on the side. There's no mistaking the meaning, unless you're particularly dim and don't get that this is a rhetorical question because of course the mere possession of such an angry mug carries the implicit message... 'No. No you don't. I'll move on asap'.