If 'cleanliness is next to godliness' then this novelty dick face towel is what you've been waiting for. Its two sides each have ‘Dick’ and ‘Face’ embroidered on respectively so you’ll never be in doubt about where to brush the towel. Hurrah! No more excuses for being unhygienic.
Believe it or not, your tiny crown jewels (despite looking like the last chicken in the butcher’s window) deserve some pampering. Luckily, this towel is made from 100% polyester so it’ll feel lovely and soft as you carefully dry them after their much needed wash. Always keep tabs on your meat and two veg and ensure they don't brush against your unsuspecting face with this soft-to-the-touch Dick Face Towel.
This gift is perfect for any man in your life. It's even better for the man that has everything except a good grasp of personal hygiene.
Item code: map454
Standard Delivery Estimated arrival 2-5 working days from £3.99 |
Next Working Day Next working day (Order before 3:45pm Monday to Friday) Orders after this time will be dispatched the next working day £4.99 |
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Brought a good laugh to the party.
Ken Turner..........Portsmouth | 29/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot
It's not as good as I hoped
Marilyn | 27/12/23 | Collected by Trustpilot
Thickness and quality was disappointing especially for the price but comical value was priceless. Why the prices are different (male/female) is a mystery.
Maxine Jones | 29/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
My son in law thought this was hilarious not used yet but looks decent enough. After opening the towel the quality was more like a dish cloth than a towel
Saj. | 26/12/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
Very poor quality and not towelling material as we know it.
Jon | 07/01/21 | Collected by Trustpilot
