Need a gift that says it all? Cuntalocin is the ultimate dose of reality, served with a side of savage humour. This hilarious fake prescription box contains two blister packs of mint-flavoured fake ‘pills’ and a customisable panel where you can list five personal reasons why the recipient deserves their prescription.
Whether it’s for a birthday, a work farewell, or just a well-earned reality check, this laugh-out-loud gift is guaranteed to get a reaction. Will they laugh? Will they fight? Either way, it's a risk worth taking.
Item code: dgp416
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