Calm Your Tits Card Game

Don't get in a flap with this pairing card game or everything might go tits up.

The aim of the game is to win all the cards. You'll feel titting good about it when you're crowned champion, but you might feel like a bit of a tit when it comes to what you have to shout, scream or cry out each time a matching pair shows: "Nice tits!" or "Tough Tits!" Maybe close the windows so the neighbours don't get any funny ideas.

For adults who don't mind titting about and have fast hand action when it comes to finding the "Fat Balls" cards, this pairing game is bound to cause a HOOT. 

Just watch out for the Pussy Posse. Grabbing tits is off the table when this card shows.