Naughty and Rude Christmas Gifts for Girlfriends

Surprise your girlfriend with a rude Christmas present

Whether you’ve been together years or she’s new in your life, making someone laugh with a gift is a fast track straight to the heart. If you’re looking for funny and rude gifts, we have them in abundance. Our offensive gifts range includes pens, mugs and socks with funny, tongue-in-cheek quotes that make a clear statement. If she’s the type who’s always a little stressed, a hilarious stress willy or stress ball is a playful way to help her relieve anger – and have a good laugh while she does it!

Maybe your girlfriend has an insatiable sweet tooth? Our rude gifts range has plenty of tasty options to treat her this Christmas – although there may not be much sweet about them! From edible anuses and prosecco willies to after-dinner nipples and Kama Sutra gummies, these rude sweets are sure to add the perfect humorous touch to her Christmas stocking. Or, if you’re looking to get down and dirty, we’ve got you covered with that too. We have a ton of adult games including Kama Sutra dice, starter bondage kits, and even mini vibrators – because what better gift than the gift of pleasure? Whichever route you take, these Christmas gifts for girlfriends are probably better opened in private!